John Doe

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  Extra extra! Read all about it! Crazy for sale!

  by John Doe in

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  you can find crazy on any and every street corner, but you won't find the quality you will find in this rag!

  in fact, no where will you willingly forfeit your resources, peace of mind, and sense of non urgency for a better bargain that we have right here folks.

  just listen to these headlines!

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  John Doe

  You can find crazy on any and every street corner, but you won't find the quality you will find in this rag! In fact, no where will you willingly forfeit your resources, peace of mind, and sense of non urgency for a better bargain that we have right here folks. Don't believe me? Just listen to these headlines! "Bovine excrement stinks, but did you know it will also cause the sky to fall?" "Cars are responsible for the hostile takeover of human intelligence. Don't be misled!" And last but not least, "White bread is too refined for the tastes of healthy men." The price is free, but tips are appreciated!
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  Nothing cracks me up

  by John Doe in

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  like the announcer at a good tractor pull.

  listen to the last few seconds.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xf5-gf_mte.

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  like the announcer at a good tractor pull. Listen to the last few seconds.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xf5-gF_MTE
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  Controversy on the ice!! Canadian Hockey women drinking beer!!!!!!

  by dissed in

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  olympic officials shocked to see the hockey players celebrating drinking beer and smoking cigars.. but canadians are even more surprised and shocked to see it wasn't molson!!!!.

  outlaw, shamus, poopsiecakes and others plan to protest if its true, "no molsons!!".

  http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2010/02/26/ioc-probe-canadian-womens-hockey-celebration/.

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  Why do those gold medals look like they're been run over by a train?
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  Does anyone here ever feel that they don't fit in

  by cantleave in

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  you no longer fit in with the jw's and aren't yet accepted by those outside either?.

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  Only after eating too much.
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  I'm addicted

  by John Doe in

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  to sonic onion rings.

  how bout you?.

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  John Doe

  Also, they slice onions and hand dip them at every store, so there is going to be some variability between places.
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  If there is a god,

  by John Doe in

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  i challenge it to post on this thread.

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  What kind of miracle you got?
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  If there is a god,

  by John Doe in

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  i challenge it to post on this thread.

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  For god to post on this thread.
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  How many on this board are multi-millionaires?

  by worldtraveller in

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  palin refers to herself as one of the little people, as in the above post, but i believe she has quite a bundle in assets and cash.. so multi-millionaires are "little people"?

  don't you have to be filthy rich to be an elitist?

  yet more hypocracy from this thumper..

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  John Doe

  I handle what I want to handle doll.
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  I'm addicted

  by John Doe in

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  to sonic onion rings.

  how bout you?.

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  John Doe

  Avatars are random.
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  It's been quite the week

  by Lady Lee in

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  i signed up for a mindfulness course regarding chronic pain.

  we were 16 people and 3 leaders in a huge room.

  sound bounced around and i had a terrible time hearing anything.

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  John Doe

  Well that sucks. Perhaps you'll get a cute doc to make it go smoothly.